犬者
“说了你又不听,听又不懂,懂又不做,做又做错,错又不认,认又不改,改又不服,不服也不说,那叫我怎么办?!”

The problems with GUYS

若干年前就看过的一篇东西……今天又在信箱看到……转出来,纪念一下……

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u
Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u
DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u
Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u
ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep
QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are
SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's
Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u
don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u
Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u
don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u
do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your
PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u
don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u
SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he
SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u
BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he
BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u
SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he
SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does
WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u
HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he
HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is......
.SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter

问天 @ 2004-04-15 20:57:46
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ktz 在 2004-04-16 07:34:29 说:

笑。。。
carrot 在 2004-04-15 22:00:58 说:

笑死我了.
iamchaoyi 在 2004-04-15 21:15:55 说:

haha, fun!
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