男人最怕的三个答案 (Three answers that Men are most afraid of)
(1 )随 便 (1) Whatever
男:今天晚上咱们吃什么? Man: What to have for dinner?
女:随便。 Woman: Whatever.
男:吃火锅吧。 Man: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。 Woman: Don't want lah, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face.
男:要不咱们吃川菜。 Man: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine.
女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃 …… Woman: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Man: Hmm… I suggest we have seafood.
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。 Woman: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea.
男:那你说吃什么? Man: Then what do you suggest?
女:随便。 Woman: Whatever.
( 2)都行 (1) Anything
男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Man: So what shall we do now?
女:都行。 Woman: Anything.
男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。 Man: How about watching movie? For a long time we didn't watch movie.
女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。 Woman: Watching movie no good lah, waste time only.
男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Man: How about we play bowling, do some exercise?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Woman: Exercise in such a hot day? You don't feel tired meh?
男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。 Man: Then find a café and have a drink.
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。 Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep.
男:那你说干什么? Man: Then what do you suggest?
女:都行。 Woman: Anything.
( 3)看你 (3) You decide
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Man: Then we just go home loh.
女:看你。 Woman: You decide.
男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Man: Let's take bus, I will accompany you.
女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。 Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want lah.
男:那就打车走。 Man: Ok we will take Taxi.
女:这么近的路不划算。 Woman: Not worth it lah… for such a short distance.
男:那走路好了,散散步? Man: Alright, then we walk loh. Take a slow walk.
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Woman: What? Walk with empty stomach?
男:那你想怎么着啊? Man: Then what do you suggest?
女:看你。 Woman: You decide.
男:那就先吃饭? Man: Let's have dinner first.
女:随便。 Woman: Whatever.
男:吃什么? Man: Eat what?
女:都行。 Woman: Anything.
(看看四下无人,杀了她… ) (Look around, see no one around, kill her…)
Thamx Huan2.
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