1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
            point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



            2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.


            3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
            Want Fries with That.


            4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."


            5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
            Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.


            6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual
            Favors."


            7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
            Prophecy."


            8. Dont use any punctuation


            9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

            10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
            Answer.


            11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."


            12. Sing Along At The Opera.


            13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.


            14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
            Tropical Sounds All Day.


            15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
            Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.


            16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
            Rock Hard.


            17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I
            Won!" o


            18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
            Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"


            19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are
            Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


            And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......


            20. Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's
            Called Therapy...

            No 17 and 18 are my favourite. How about u?

            Hope this one makes you feel better during this Revision period.



            Thanks qinqin.

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